5.21.2011

The devil comes @ night

It's Friday night & Logan has been working 12's all week, stupid I know. So He finally gets home Friday night, after the gym & we decide to go get some food in town to come back and catch up on our shows ( Cougar town, The Middle, Modern Family, Happy Endings & Raising Hope). We get back to the house and only make it through two of our shows, we've got about 18 DVR'd right now. I wanted to catch up so that when he leaves I wan't laughing alone in my living room. So we got to bed & about three hours later I wake up because its hot in my room....OMG it was hot! Then I noticed it smelt really bad, so I'm thinking OK great the window is open & it smells like shit! Can you guess what happened next?

As I start to walk out of my room and towards the stairs the smell gets stronger & stronger. So I'm thinking OK it was the dog she probably just shit in her kennel i'll clean it up 7 go back to bed. NOT the case!!!!! OMG! This dog had diarrhea & decided to cover herself in her own poop!!!! I was pissed! I was so grossed out I wanted to grab the bitch's kennel and roll it down to the curb and make a nice little sign that said FREE DOG, SHE LOVES TO SMELL LIKE SHIT!!!!!  




I was freaking out, I had no idea what to do. If you know me you know I don't deal with nasty dogs who stink, shed or are retarded! This is exactly why I didn't want a dog before, but like I said something inside me had changed so I go back upstairs & tell Logan what happened. I felt bad because it wasn't an emergency but there was no way I was going back to bed, but it was 350 AM. So I open the garage door to the back yard let the smelly dog out grab the bottom tray of her kennel & my hose. After spraying that off I sprayed her off. Logan moved our vehicles out of the garage and started to sweep & mop the floor around her kennel. Finally we were done & heading back to bed @ 430.I was mad & we had talked about how his friend & girlfriend wanted their dog back, I joked & said I would drop her off in the morning " BYE!" But then we both remembered the sadness & disappointment Alison would feel to wake up  & not see the dog.

She still freaked out in the morning because Nala was in the garage in her kennel & not in the little shoe room area where she always is. So does anyone know if you're allowed to let you dog live outside or is that pet cruelty? My house is freezing this morning but that's mainly because me 7 Logan opened up every window possible to get that smell out. I'm glad my spidey senses were working because Logan thought I was crazy & was just smelling things. Yea the thing I was smelling was very unpleasant!!! So happy Saturday to you all I'll try & blog tomorrow.     

1 comment:

  1. That is hilarious! Im sorry i know it sucks cuz our big dog decided that when he had diarhea he wanted to go in the middle of rylie's room! He almost ended up at the pound! haha

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